80% of Malaysian students study LAW in UK? Emm…it’s just a joke about the slang of Malaysian’s English. Here we go…

It happened in the Immigration Office at Heathrow Airport.

Officer : Purpose of visit?

Visitor : I’m here to study law, sir.

Officer : You know, there must be many lawyers in Malaysia

Visitor : Why do you say that?

Officer : Well, I’ve been here for a good twenty years, and I’d say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they’re here to read Law.

Visitor : Oh, really? That’s really something I never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer : Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I’ll bet he’s here to read Law.

(Visitor waited 5 mins, a Malaysian, Ah Chong walks up to the counter)

Officer : Hello Mr. Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong : Study lorr

Officer to Visitor : See what I mean ?