This pack of “blood” is not the blood beverage for vampire; it’s the “Blood Energy Potion,” the newest energy drink for you. This pre-order energy drink is selling for $5.99 but it will be available after January 2010.


New from the makers of Mana and Health Energy Potion comes Blood Energy Potion: the world’s first synthetic blood beverage. The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!


I love its packing and the color of the drink because it’s cool to suck this drink like a vampire.

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