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Someone sent this “Malaysian Joke” to me. I’m not sure how true it is but I think it’s OK just for a laugh! Again, no hard feelings if your country is mentioned in the joke, take it easy…
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.
Stage 1: Teen age
Have Time + Energy…but No Money
MACC stands for “Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission.”
The MACC, FBI and CIA are out to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The US President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
9 Q&A; jokes about the funniest man Mr. Bean.
1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
What will happen if you are dating with these women?
WHITE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
she wants to and only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
It happened in the Immigration Office at Heathrow Airport.
Officer : Purpose of visit?
Visitor : I’m here to study law, sir.
Officer : You know, there must be many lawyers in Malaysia
Visitor : Why do you say that?
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