The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . Kill her!!’

The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’

The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions.

Enjoy these top ten best April Fool’s jokes ever! Happy April Fool’s Day.

1. San Serriffe
Back in the hazy, distant days of 1977, the annual japery of April Fool’s Day was far from a fixture in the UK’s newspapers. But then The Guardian ran a seven-page feature on the remote island nation of San Serriffe, in the Indian Ocean – complete with descriptions of its two main islands, Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse, its capital Bodoni, and its ruler, General Pica.

Of course, it was all an elaborate joke, with most of the names being punning references to typographer’s terminology. But huge numbers of people fell for it – aided perhaps by the fact that the paper roped in many legitimate advertisers, including Guinness and Kodak, to play along with the gag. The Guardian’s office switchboard was flooded with phonecalls from gullible people wanting more information on the fictitious islands.

The San Serriffe joke is notable not only for sparking the British press’s fondness for April 1 tomfoolery, but also for being the most sustained untruth ever printed by the Guardian that wasn’t the result of a spelling error.

Someone sent this “Malaysian Joke” to me. I’m not sure how true it is but I think it’s OK just for a laugh! Again, no hard feelings if your country is mentioned in the joke, take it easy…

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

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