These signboards are found in China, the country that will draw the attention of the world for the coming big sport event, Beijing Olympic 2008. However, it is a question mark whether China is ready to welcome its visitors from the world. All of us know that the common language to be used by the foreingers to communicate with Chinese is English. And the signboards in English in China is a must.

These signboards are really funny as you can read it. I am wondering whether those who can’t read Chinese can understand what it actually mean. My English is poor, but I am proud because I can translate “slightly” better than them.

In case you can’t read Chinese, let me translate the meaning of the signboards, you can compare my translation and the English from the original signboards.

1. This one and the signboard above, just “Ladies” will do.

2. Gents

3. This Toilet Is Fully Auto, Just Leave After Used

4. Please Get Assistance From The Promoter If You Want To Try

5. Be Careful Of Your Head

6. Free Toilet Papers, Do Not Waste

7. Horseplay Is Prohibited

8. Caution: Floor Slippery

9. Please Throw The Toilet Papers And Rubbish In The Rubbish Bin

10. No Outside Food Is Allowed To Feed The Fishes

11. This translation is alright, just because it sounds like Fuxk Man Public Toilet.

English is my third language, forgive me if my translation is bad also.